Knowing your temperature will keep you and your loved ones SAFER.
Having a new webcam and microphone will keep you CONNECTED.
Watching your favorite movie on a new projector will keep you TOGETHER.
Telling this story in your midterm using your new wireless keyboard will help you REMEMBER.
And, just when you think you can’t listen any more, your new Apple AirPods will help you HEAR.
Does this just not compute? Then, you’re going to need a new LAPTOP!
How do you escape this contest? Log on to Disney+….for a whole year!
Have a safe start to the school year, we are here to help.
Frank Azar, Dean of Collisions
Strong Arm University